Less Said The Better: The Sublime Literary Minimalism Of One-Sentence Stories
Less Said The Better: The Sublime Literary Minimalism Of One-Sentence Stories
1. Charles Bukowski stared at the label and understood at last that Blatz was both a product name and a promise.
2. Barbra Streisand, Kenny G, and Russell Brand were trapped in a burning warehouse; outside Hunter Thompson wondered which one he’d shoot first.
3. It had become impossible for Gertrude Stein to pretend she didn’t enjoy rebuilding transmissions.
4. Despite a sound thrashing from Ernest Hemingway, the mime refused to speak.
5. Tom Waits, Jack Kerouac, and William Burroughs walked into a bar, and stayed.
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7. Initial optimism vanished as the parachuting club for chronic stutterers closed quietly after what was referred to thereafter as, “the horrible incident”.
8. Jorge Luis Borges went to the supermarket in search of a knife fight.
9. A recently discovered deathbed confession by Jackson Pollack reveals, “It was just a joke.”
10.Quentin Tarantino, in a guest lecture at UCLA film school, surprised the audience by revealing, “If you can cut and paste you can make it in this business, it’s not plagiarism, it’s homage.”
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Posted by blog.alistairmcharg.com at 2/16/2012 9:01 AM 
Categories: Writing, Humor, Art
Tags: Short Stories One-Sentence Stories Hemingway Kerouac Bukowski Gertrude Stein Quentin Tarantino Borge Pollack Keillor Burroughs Hunter Thompson Barbra Streisand Kenny G Russell Brand
Categories: Writing, Humor, Art
Tags: Short Stories One-Sentence Stories Hemingway Kerouac Bukowski Gertrude Stein Quentin Tarantino Borge Pollack Keillor Burroughs Hunter Thompson Barbra Streisand Kenny G Russell Brand
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