Ours is a slovenly age where being loudest actually trumps being right. Long before I discovered Taz Mopula, whose sage utterances so frequently grace these virtual pages, it became evident to me that misattribution of quotes had reached epidemic proportions.
Today, the time is fast approaching when Chuck E. Cheese will be getting credit for, “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.”
In an attempt to return decorum, and intellectual good faith, to the practice of quoting exceptional people for general edification, I have gathered some profound observations on the subject of art. Your challenge is to locate the disingenuous one(s). Good luck!
“Mediocre art misrepresents reality; great art obliterates it.” Leroy Neiman
“My fondest wish is that I have contributed nothing to the art world.” Andy Warhol
“Fear is the motivating force behind all great art. Artists achieve greatness not because they set out to, but because they desperately fear mediocrity.” Pier Paolo Pasolini
“The great triumph of art is its purposelessness.” Salvador Dali
“Critics are to artists as cats are to fish; fascinated by their movements up to the very moment they devour them.” Pablo Picasso
“It is art, not science, that most convincingly shores up the imaginary wall allowing Man to believe he is qualitatively superior to the lower beasts.” Samuel Beckett
“When you find an enterprise for which there is no satisfactory category, all that remains is to call it Art.” Christo Vladimirov Javacheff
“To ensure success, always treat your audience the way you would treat a retarded baby.” Alfred Hitchcock
“In a perfect world there would be no art; it would be superfluous.” Jackson Pollock
“Paint, musical notes, and words are not the raw materials of art; the raw materials of art are fear, resentment, and free time.” Albert Camus
“Art may be best understood as the shortest distance from Point A to Point B in all cases when Point A resides in the material realm – therefore enabling it to be proscribed by sensory analysis – and Point B resides in a realm which is at once unknown and unknowable.” Jean Paul Sartre
“The artist is not compelled to earn the audience’s respect; quite the contrary, it is the responsibility of the audience to erode the contempt naturally felt for it by the artist.” Richard Wagner
“The difference between lavatory attendants and art critics is that lavatory attendants provide a valuable service to society.” Rene Magritte
Contact me for answers.